I just nearly burst into tears because I couldn't find my dish sponge.
Raging hormones? YA THINK????
There's a freaking SQUIRREL stealing birdseed out of my feeders. They haven't noticed the feeder for over SIX months. NOW he decides to realize it's there? A) I can't afford to feed the motherhumper, and 2) The birds won't come to the feeder while he's there. If I had a fence I would SO let the dogs out to chase him up the maple tree.
Buttmunch societally acceptable rat.