Sunday, November 18, 2007

Why Keep Your Head?

So you don't look like an ass, that's why.

This morning I got up at 6:44am in the dark to make coffee. I went into the kitchen and discovered I was short a dog. There should be 2 dogs in this house, but the only dog sleeping on the kitchen floor was Emma, who looked rather pleased to be by herself.

Ginny was nowhere.

I ran back to check the bedroom hallway and she wasn't there. I checked the living room, under and behind furniture, and no dog there either. Went back into the kitchen and looked AGAIN under the kitchen table. Nope. By this time my heart was pounding and I was convinced that Rich had too much beer last night and accidentally let Ginny out of the house, and she ran off. I was THISCLOSE to running into the bedroom and yanking the covers off of Rich and calling him a bastard when I noticed that the door to the office was adjar a smidge.

I pushed the door open and said "Psst." into the dark. A giant knucklehead popped up, looking sheepish. I told her to get her ass out of there and she ran past me into the kitchen, over to where Emma was lying.

Emma isn't pleased anymore.

4 comments:

Erin said...

I am so happy to hear from you.. Glad she had not run off... Emma is really happy deep down inside...LOL

haloxiii said...

Whew! That be some scary shit!

Cyn said...

When will the fur-kids learn not to disappear? George especially does that. At least Emma comes when called.

Cyn said...

Emma's sick :-( She will be fine but has GI issues and is on pain killers. She cried today and it nearly broke my heart.