Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dear Fucktard-

You of the "Unknown Name/Unknown Number" pussification...

It was 430am, asshat. Let's leave aside the fact that I have a newborn and sleep is a precious commodity. Let's ignore the fact that I was finally back to sleep after the 230 feeding and woke up my son when I had to leap up and check the display on the phone, which was all the way across the room.

And I did have to check it.

My mom is 78 and lives over 400 miles away. When the phone rings in the middle of the night I can't help but panic.

The Boy is now still awake. As am I. So thanks again, moron. I swear to dog if your number had come up I would make sure to set an alarm to call you at 430am sometime over the weekend.

Ass.

1 comment:

Slim said...

You can program your phone to block calls that show up "anonymous" or "private" etc. They will have to press a code to ring through. In doing that, they reveal their number to you. Bummer that they woke you & baby up!!!