Friday, August 10, 2007

Night of the Lepus

With thanks to Joss Whedon-

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies

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I figured out what the bunnies were doing in my yard. They were plotting the best way to consume EVERY ONE of our ornamental grass plants.

You know, we have an entire yard full of grass. WHY these little buttmunches need to eat our $1.75 per plant ornamentals is beyond me. However, apparently their plans consist of moving counter clockwise around the circle of the garden. They could be trying to raise a demon for all I know.

I'll totally be not surprised if I walk out there and find an upside down pentacle in the center, traced around the lilac tree.

Add the bunnies to the list of fauna that I need to shoot with the Taser. It'll be for the greater good. Who wants a giant Hell-Bunny running amok?


Anonymous said...

fangs like THAT! Leap about!! It's a killer...
Time for the Holy Hand Grenade..

jennyquarx said...

Sorry about the rabbits, but thanks for Anya. That made me smile.