I had her out in her play yard that Rich had built for her and I went onto the side deck to talk to him for a minute. ONE minute. I went back to the back deck and she was gone. I screamed and ran around to the front yard first, freaking out that she might wander out into the road. She wasn't out there. I ran around to the back yard again and found her all the way in the far corner about to wander off into the woods.
So, unless I lock her in the kitchen I can't leave her alone for even one minute apparently.
Have a great day everyone. I'm going to have a beer.