To every person who is googling a picture of "Mike Rowe Shirtless" and landing on my blog due to this post, I have found this for you.
Nice, huh? I personally like the shark jaw, but I'm sure you're all drooling with glee right now.
Now please, take it and leave. Make it a wallpaper. Make it a screen saver. I don't care, just take it and leave.