I totally get the searches for say, Little Einsteins that end up on my blog. It makes sense to me. Here's another one I don't get though. In the past month and a half I have had literally 28 people from all over the world including Manitoba and Stockholm and somewhere in Brazil land on my blog by searching for this image. It wigs me out. Why on God's green earth would Anya from Buffy suddenly merit dozens of searches for a photo of her singing? (Yes, I said Buffy. So I love Buffy. And yes I figured out how to get Buffy into a post about gardening. Back off.)
My favorite all time Google search that ended up here was when someone Googled "Mike Rowe Shirtless" and ended up on a post about Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs. Watch it sometime) being competent and therefore sexy, and how my husband is at his sexiest when he's in the middle of competently working on a project and emerges all shirtless and sweaty and manly. I Googled images of Mike Rowe shirtless and only found two. I'm sure whoever that original person was kept clicking on links like crazy (there can't be just 2!!).
So for today, I ask you to come up with an explanation of "what the hell are you shaking for im the one she's going to eat." Anything at all. No matter how strange, because it really couldn't be made any weirder.